Twinks can’t hold their liquor.
That’s why we prefer to party with bears. They can put back more than their fair share of beer and keep you rolling with laughter. And when it comes to cuddling? It’s like curling up on a waterbed covered in fur. Paradise.
So tonight, we’re going to break out of hibernation from this recent cold snap and head to Dallas Woody’s Sports & Video Bar for Bear Happy Hour. (But you probably already guessed that from the graphic accompanying this story.)
From 5:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m., enjoy $3 wells and domestic beers, $1.50 schnapps and a buck off everything else. So come one, come all.
The more, the bearier.
Bear Happy Hour
Tonight, 5:00 – 8:00 p.m.
Dallas Woody’s Sports & Video Bar
4011 Cedar Springs Road, Dallas