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Love For Rent

Our heroes have always been cowboys. And so have most of our fantasy men.

Tonight, our ten-gallon dreams come true as The Round-Up Saloon presents its annual Rent-A-Cowboy (or Cowgirl) event benefiting the Round-Up Employee Benevolence Association (REBA).

For just a buck, you get a dance with any of the eligible buckeroos. And as you can see, we’re planning on wearing out our Dr. Scholl’s gellin’ pads because we’ve got $40 burning a hole in our Wranglers. We’re hoping for all slow dances so we can get as up-close-and-personal as possible.

Plus, we’ve devised a special pair of magnetic underwear so as soon as we get close enough to a cowboy on the dance floor, it’ll take the Jaws of Life to separate us from his giant belt buckle.

Come to think of it, if we play our cards right we should only need a single dollar to find a date for the entire evening.

If only Cupid were this brilliant.

The Round-Up Saloon
24th Annual Rent-A-Cowboy
Tonight, 8:00 p.m.
Drink Specials, Prizes and Photos with Cupid
3912 Cedar Springs Road, Dallas