In our vast non-romantic experience with animals, we’ve come to understand that cats are the most easygoing, fun-loving pets out there.
OK, we’re not fooling anyone. Cats are pure evil. But we realize that some people enjoy their wicked company and we’re not going to deny them access to the cool products we find.
And we simply love this new feline accessory from Archie McPhee. The Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats finally combines the hot trends of one-horned beasts and grumpy cats for hours and hours of fun, guaranteed 35% to not end with scratched arms, hiss attacks and lacerated corneas.
The 5.5-inch-long inflatable vinyl horn has a four-point elastic strap system that keeps it in place, even through the most strenuous litter box dances and all-terrain rat chases.
But even if Mr. Fuzzypuss doesn’t keep it on for more than a few seconds, it’s totally worth it just to capture his expression for posterity.
And his new Facebook profile pic.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats, $5
www.mcphee.com
Also available for humans.
