She’s insulting. She’s vulgar. She’s downright mean.
And we want her to be our best friend.
It could totally happen, too, because this super-talented comedian is one of the biggest supporters of the gays.
Indeed, Lisa Lampanelli is known as “Comedy’s Lovable Queen of Mean,” whether she’s making an appearance on Chelsea Lately, Howard Stern, Celebrity Apprentice or skewering somebody in a roast. No matter what her venue, she always brings on the gut-busting funny.
As luck would have it, the Majestic Theater is one such upcoming venue.
Just make sure to wear an adult diaper. Or put a sponge down your briefs. Because last time we saw her, we’re not afraid to admit that we peed just a little.
OK, a lot.
Friday, April 26, 8:00 p.m.
1925 Elm Street, Dallas
Photo Credit: insultcomic.com