Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Tyler, Swift


We’ve recently been going through a sexual drought. And for once, this is a catastrophe those religious nutjobs are correct about: The gays are responsible!

Thankfully, there are plenty of wonderful substitutes for sex. Peanut Butter Pinkberry. Magnums of Veuve Clicquot. Photos of Ryan Lochte taped to the suction hose of a vacuum cleaner.

But reading about someone else’s sexual exploits and misadventures can be even better. And the sequel to Totally Tyler’s Your Boyfriend and Other Guys I’ve Kissed is just begging to be added to your beach blanket reading list. And it’s even more hilarious and brutally honest than the first.

Titled Boys, Booze & Booty Calls, it delves even deeper into his dating life, starting with the discovery of a sext to his boyfriend from another guy. Asking for a repeat encounter.

It only gets crazier — and funnier — from there.

Reading this book has definitely helped us get through this devastating sexual drought of ours. But it better end soon. Because this has been the toughest three days of our life.

Boys, Booze & Booty Calls: The Continued Tails of Totally Tyler
$13.46 (paperback) at amazon.com

Read his blog at www.totallytyler.com