Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Party Partner


People compliment us on our fashion accessories all the time. We’ve kind of gotten used to it.

But there’s one item that people ooh and ahh over every single day, from the coffeehouse barista to the guy at the bath house towel check station.

Meet our favorite plus-one for parties: the iPhone 5 Stowaway Case. With a hidden compartment that holds our ID and two credit cards, it’s the only thing we need to take with us for a night out on the town.

We’ve had a credit card phone case before, but never one this good (or affordable).

The Stowaway also features a built-in kickstand for tabletop viewing of snuff films from former child stars, new episodes of All My Children or hidden camera footage from our personal trainer’s bedroom.

Of course, it’s just a bonus that this multi-use case also absorbs shock.

Except it did nothing to soften the blow of what our trainer likes to do with marshmallow Peeps, a fire extinguisher and two dozen pitted green olives.

That’s gonna stick with us for a while.