Some of our fondest childhood memories are the hours and hours each summer sucking away with the guys in our neighborhood. Usually, we opted for Otter Pops. Sometimes it was Push-Ups. And if we were feeling particularly patriotic, it was all about the Bomp Pop.
So even as adults, when the temperature tops 100 degrees and our toes touch the cool waters of the pool, nostalgia kicks in and we crave the oral pleasure of wrapping our hot lips around an elongated tube of cold sticky pleasure.
But because we’re adults, we can’t even fathom all that sugar. Besides, a sugar rush no longer cuts it.
That’s where Slim Chillers’ Skinny Freezers come to the rescue. Featuring a variety of sweet flavors, they satisfy both our penchant for childhood flashbacks with more modern memories of 1990s martinis (Cosmopolitan, Lemon Drop, Appletini and Watermelon Lemonade).
Yet even though they’re made with eight-times-distilled vodka, each freezer pop only contains 100 calories to help maintain our seasonal swimsuit svelteness.
Because you never know who’s posting photos on Instagram, looking good while sucking poolside is always a top priority.
Skinny Freezers
$3.49/each (100ml)
Available in these fine stores
Or online at www.bevmo.com
www.slimchillers.com
