We’ve always dreamed of a big wedding where we could walk down the aisle in a big white dress (following the flower girl’s careful sprinkling of Xanax and Vicodin), then exchanging vows, having a full-on lip-lock with major tongue, and dipping chicken strips into honey mustard in lieu of Holy Communion.
Now, thanks to the US Supreme Court and some incredibly liberty-minded states, we can have exactly the wedding we want with whom we want, no matter how crazy or strange it may seem to others.
There are millions more of us out there ready to take a similar plunge, too.
And what better way to begin a new life together than with a fabulous prize?
At San Francisco’s Personality Hotels, a collection of gorgeous boutique hotels, they’re launching a new package called Spouse 2 Spouse. With it, you get a wedding starter kit, a bottle of champagne and cupcakes from a local bakery. All that, plus the room, of course, starts at just $279 per night.
But enter their Picture Perfect Contest on Facebook by uploading a perfect photo of you and your spouse (or soon-to-be spouse) along with a short plea for why you should win. Votes will determine the victor, which gets you everything in the Spouse 2 Spouse package for two full nights, plus a suite upgrade and roundtrip town car service to/from San Francisco City Hall.
Perhaps gaying things up even further with a stop at Bloomingdale’s on the way.
Spouse 2 Spouse Packages
Available at the following Personality Hotels:
Hotel Diva: 440 Geary Blvd., 415.885.0200, www.hoteldiva.com
Kensington Park: 450 Post St., 415.788.6400, www.kensingtonparkhotel.com
Hotel Union Square: 114 Powell St., 415.397.3000, www.hotelunionsquare.com