F@%#. We’re f@%#)n’ sick of this g@##!*&n, f@%#)n’ heat. So sick that we’ve resorted to censoring our foul mouths for the sake of any children or impressionable heteros within earshot.
Thankfully, we’ve found the perfect solution for keeping our cool.
It’s the Zoku Slush & Shake Maker, from the great folks who two years ago wowed us with their easy-to-make popsicle maker.
Now, we can create quick slushies, milkshakes, even frozen margaritas and mojitos in as little as seven minutes. All without having to dirty a blender or other hard-to-clean kitchen device.
Simply keep the Slush & Shake Maker in the freezer at all times. When you’re thirsting for something icy to tickle your tonsils, slip out the frozen inner core, place it in a sleeve and pour in your favorite ingredients. A little stirring later and it’s ready to drink.
You can be healthy and use soy milk or fruit juices if you want. But you should never squander the opportunity to whip up a frozen cocktail for sipping by the pool.
Or a bathtub full of f@%#)n’ ice.
Zoku Slush & Shake Maker
$19.99 (available in 5 juicy colors)