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Lyte Up Your Life


Water = Hydration. Should be simple enough, but there are many times when water alone isn’t up to the task to really get your body what it needs.

Like after drinking copious amounts of alcohol.

Or standing out in the hot sun telling the yard guy what to do.

Introducing LyteShow, a concentrated mineral-based liquid that turns ordinary water into a super beverage. Rather than buying large bottles of premixed, artificially flavored, brightly colored nonsense, a tiny four-ounce bottle makes 40 servings when added to your favorite water (tap, bottle or straight from the tears of a mermaid).

Ingredients include magnesium, sodium, chloride, potassium and zinc. The flavor’s a bit tart and salty, but that’s because it’s not masked with unnecessary ingredients (or calories).

The result is faster hydration and a quicker recovery from the night before, no matter what that may have entailed.

$12.95, 4-ounce bottle



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