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Hair Apparent?

usa-08_22_13We’ve all been there: Working away quietly in our cubicle when the HR Director jumps on the intercom and announces an impromptu Wet Tighty Whities competition in the lobby.

Sure, we always keep a large stash of designer underwear in the drawer behind our Chef Boyardee Microwave ABC & 123 with Meatballs, so that’s not a problem. But what if we hadn’t manscaped recently? We’d never win!

But now, thanks to ShaveTech, unwanted hair will never be an issue again.

That’s because their cordless personal shaver is USB-powered, so it can plug into our computer and always be ready. Plus, it charges quickly in case you forget to keep it connected.

A little smaller than a pack of cigarettes or an iPhone, it fits easily into your pocket for any on-the-go shaving emergencies. Like right before a date when you look in the rearview mirror and notice a serious monobrow situation. Or you’re about to get a pedicure and find one disgustingly hairy big toe staring up at you.

And don’t even get us started on that dreadlockable taint.

ShaveTech
$29.99
Available in Black or White
www.shavetech.com