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Overnight Facelift


Who knew that something sticky on our face could have so many benefits, but it’s true.

Earlier this month, we discovered a great new sunscreen from Frownies that prompted us to delve deeper into their product line.

And wouldn’t you know, we found something even better. Their signature item is the Frownies anti-aging facial patch, which started their whole anti-wrinkle empire—waaaay back in 1889. (So yes, we’re a little late to the game on this one.)

But it truly is a miracle product for anyone with facial wrinkles. Because we sleep on our stomach (and otherwise occupy our time with our face buried in a pillow), we used to have deep crease lines in our forehead.

After just one use of the patches overnight, we awoke to a smoother forehead and a feeling of tightness that lasted the entire day.

It’s an easy (and affordable) process, too.

Simply break off an appropriate number of Frownies patches, moisten them, stretch out the skin slightly around the wrinkle and apply. The patch sticks to the skin and holds the wrinkle taught until you remove it the next morning. By holding the crease flat and relaxed while you sleep, the body can relax muscle memory.

Waking up to fewer wrinkles sure does make us smile. But only for a few seconds. Don’t want to all of a sudden get laugh lines, too.

Frownies Facial Patches
$19.95 (8-16 week supply)