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Joined Icon, the Madonna fan club for priority access to purchase tickets for her concert? Check.

Spent hundreds of dollars for a good-but-not-great seat? Check.

Booked a hotel nearby to make a night of it? Made reservations at a fancy restaurant? Got decked out in a replica wedding dress from “Like A Virgin?” Check, check and check.

Cried in our vodka soda with hundreds of other gays when she canceled her appearance for laryngitis? Yep.

Bitter when she was miraculously cured for the show the very next night? Oh, hell yeah.

So, sadly we never saw The MDNA Tour. But we’re ok with that because we would’ve probably ended up watching the whole show on the jumbo screen anyway.

Today, we can view it in crystal clear high-def in the comfort of our own cone bra, right at home.

The two hour nonstop performance includes songs from Madonna’s MDNA album such as “Girl Gone Wild” and “Gang Bang,” as well as fan favorites “Hung Up,” “Express Yourself,” “Vogue,” “Open Your Heart,” “Like A Prayer” and “Celebration.”

And unless there’s a power outage or your TV blows up, this show will go on.

Madonna: The MDNA Tour
Released today
Blu-Ray $22.46 at amazon.com
DVD $15.99