As our barista’s forehead tattoo declares, “Mean people suck.”
And we don’t want to be guilty of self-sucking, so we’ve found a preventive treatment for a sour disposition.
Say hello and wrap your hands around Anti-Bad-Mood Sprays.
These ready-to-use aromatherapy misters utilize special blends of essential oils and other all-natural ingredients to combat aggressiveness (cedar, frankincense, orange and rose geranium); apathy (pink grapefruit and green herbs); ego (French lavender, citrus and bay leaves); and passiveness (jasmine, ylang-ylang,and fresh-peeled orange).
Simply spray in the steam of your morning shower, squirt a little in your car, or spritz directly onto that bitch from accounting.
Then sit back and see if our barista’s stamp tramp, “Happiness is contagious,” has any validity.
[color-box]Anti-Bad-Mood Sprays, $25