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This year, when Thanksgiving rolls around we have more to be thankful for than usual.

1. We paid off our debt to the IRS from 2008.

2. We won a trip to Hawaii.

3. And we can finally claim the nickname Lucky Pierre. (Look that one up if you have to).

Of course, we’re grateful for good friends, family and gentleman callers that haven’t murdered us in our sleep.

But there’s no point in going around the table and saying what we’re thankful for if the gobbler is burned. Or undercooked and brimming with bacteria. Instead, the turkey has to be perfectly cooked, the juices flowing as our knife cuts through the crispy, golden skin.

Achieving poultry perfection is easier than ever with the Kikkerland Pop Up Turkey Timer. This cute little orange bird works in any turkey or chicken and can be re-used more than 300 times.

Simply insert the steel rod into the thickest part of the bird. When it’s ready to eat, the legs pop up in the air.

Just like us.

Kikkerland Pop Up Turkey Timer, $8.24
Available at amazon.com