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Gay Survival Rule #1: Never try to be funnier than a drag queen.

You’ll lose.

Every time.

Which makes us almost equally scared to go head-to-wigged-head in a battle of knowledge, but that’s what’s happening tonight as “Are You Smarter than a Drag Queen?” debuts at the Round-Up Saloon as a permanent Monday night event.

Your knowledge of local news, pop culture and trivia of all types could earn you fabulous prizes, doled out by your hostess for the evening, Chanel.

Of course, bragging rights could be worth so much more.

Just watch your back on the way out. We’ve been clawed by press-on nails before and it sure ain’t pretty.

Are You Smarter Than A Drag Queen?
Tonight (and every Monday) at 9:00 p.m.
Drink Special: $3.25 Longnecks, 3:00 p.m. – 2:00 a.m.
The Round-Up Saloon
3912 Cedar Springs Road, Dallas
www.roundupsaloon.com