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Ion, The Prize


With all the bad forces in the world (terrorists, UV radiation, Michele Bachman), it’s hard to stay protected.

Now we apparently have the good-sounding-but-totally-evil effect of positive ions wreaking havoc on us every day, causing insomnia, irritability, migraines, heart palpitations and a host of other very bad things.

But now there’s a Dallas company out to combat the stresses in our life, one ion at a time.

Ion<Time Sports Watches by IonLoop is a stunning line of affordable timepieces that utilize magnets and negative ions to promote health and well being, simply by wearing them.

We just like them because they’re colorful.

But most importantly, they help prevent one of the worst stresses in our lives: being late to Happy Hour at JR’s.

Ion<Time Sports Watches, $85