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A Real SCHIT Show


Anderson Cooper, better watch your back. You’re just one penis-shaped eel away from losing your throne as sexiest gay broadcaster known for fits of girlish giggles.

Because now there’s a podcast called SCHIT that’s got all the news you need, laced with a prescription-strength dose of sass.

Hosted by a team of four gays that met in Omaha, Nebraska, of all places, the podcast is more like spending an hour with your most quick-witted friends. You know, the ones who love to dish, one-up each other with jokes, and make fun of anything and everyone.

Just substitute their names with Shirtless Jay (above), Gibbsy, Bruce and Kevin. Or as we like to call them, The Golden Shower Girls. (Trust us, they love to talk dirty.)

The podcast covers gay news, pop culture, technology and what they call just plain weird SCHIT. Like those penis-shaped eels. Or a recent episode featuring coochie-shaped cookies. (Are you getting a handle on their delicate sensibilities?) Making fun of Florida and China is also a favorite pastime.

But what’s most surprising is how much hilariously useless information they can cram into one laugh-filled show.

Almost like Fox News.