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We’re still a few years away from Amazon.com delivering our purchases via drone.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t have ultra-fast service of everything you need for the holidays, from gifts for everyone on your list to the cookware needed to make your big family feast.

Open your door and say hello to eBay Now, a new valet service that works with your favorite Dallas stores (Target, Walgreens, Best Buy and Macy’s, just to name four) to deliver you products in about an hour for a mere $5 fee per order.

All you have to do is spend $25, which, let’s face it, is pretty easy.

We just received a delivery of sexy underwear, cocktail paraphernalia, and 100 feet of braided nylon rope.

Now all we have to do is hit craiglist for a date and our Friday night plans are set.

eBay Now