Some great inventions come along too late. Like The Distinctive Wine Frame. If this had been around when we were in college, we’d have a Guggenheim Museum-size building displaying a retrospective of our boozy ways.
Because every time you finish a bottle of wine, you pop the cork into this conversation-starting frame until it’s full. It’s a fantastic way to commemorate all those good times with a nice bottle of vino.
Just think of the stories contained within the sustainably harvested wood frame and shatterproof glass. Celebrations for birthdays. Congratulatory dinner parties for job promotions. Getting a friend tipsy enough to take off his clothes.
On second thought, it’s probably a good thing that corks can’t talk.
We don’t need any more investigations into our past.
The Distinctive Wine Frame, from $149.95