It’s 5:00 p.m. Is your penis where it started this morning?
Most likely, the answer is no. Because underwear has a tendency to ride up and move things around during the day, creating a constant battle of adjusting and readjusting.
But the battle with your bulge is about to end when Jake Joseph introduces his new line of ZenSho trunks and boxer briefs. A special silicone film lines the interior base of the leg and the tapered pattern contours the body, which prevents the underwear from bunching. Ever.
The bad news? It’s not yet available. The great news, however, is that you can pledge $21 and get any Jake Joseph pair far below the regular retail of around $34. Pledge more and the price-per-pair drops even further.
In a roundabout way, you’ll be an investor in a men’s underwear company.
And that’s about the best pickup line ever for a gay man.