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Shaking Bad


After making it through two years of Honors Chemistry in high school, it’s amazing we never learned the formula for distilling our own vodka.

Instead, our brain is filled with useless information like the chemical symbols for phallusphorous and rectinium. And the recipe for gay meth (it’s pink, bitch!).

But now we can channel our inner chemist with this awesome Lab Cocktail Set.

Included is a large flask of the Erlenmeyer variety for concocting alcoholic delights, as well as three smaller flasks and nine test tubes for shots.

It’s going to make our next underwear model party epic.

And with any luck, we’ll move on from chemistry to anatomy and physiology pretty quickly.

Lab Cocktail Set, $45.00