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Belt One Out

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The worst part about gaining or losing weight is the closet full of clothes that no longer fit.

Lose inches and your once-flattering skin-tight unitard hangs on you like a potato sack. Gain and people flee in fear of exploding seams and fat roll release.

At least there’s one accessory that’s a little more forgiving: the Nooka Strip Belt.

Available in a big gay rainbow of colors and metallics (as well as black and white), each of two sizes is designed to accommodate a four-inch fluctuation in waist size.

Best of all, a select few colors are available now on fab.com at a substantial discount.

Keeping our pants on has never been more fun.

Strip Belt, $34.30-$45
www.nooka.com

Strip Belt, $20-$25 (limited colors and availability)
www.fab.com