It’s About To Pop!

Tomorrow, spring springs.

By Friday, it will have already sprung.

But on Saturday, it’s going balls to the wall (and a few on the stage).

Pretend you’re in Lauderdale and head to BJ’s NXS for Stevie’s Spring Break Beach Party (that’s Stevie showing off his perfect pecs).

The bar promises plenty of guys gone wild and drink specials all day. Then at night, DJ Press Play unleashes the beats while guests enjoy $5 Sex on the Beach until closing.

Man, we sure hope they’re filling the patio with sand and dancers and they’re not advertising cocktails for five bucks.

Fingers crossed. Pockets full of Abes. Tiny vacuum to get the sand out of our crack.