Every night before we fall asleep, we have three simple rituals.
1. Tuck in our boyfriend early and read him the pop-up version of Lettin It All Hang Out, the RuPaul autobiography.
2. Ambien-proof the refrigerator and table saw in our scrapbooking room.
3. Watch Chelsea Lately.
Dreamland simply wouldn’t be as entertaining without the final words of the night coming from Chelsea Handler’s sassy, sassy mouth. Because even in the nightmares where we find ourselves naked in front of our high-school classroom, it’s encouraging to have Chelsea heckling us from one corner, Chuy smiling brightly from the other.
So to have the opportunity to catch one of our biggest comedic idols in person is truly the stuff of REM sleep storytime.
Next Friday, she’ll be in town at the Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie for a one-night only show, Uganda Be Kidding Me Live. Featuring pee-your-pants hilarious travel stories from her latest book of the same name (minus the word “live,” of course), you’ll hope to one day have vacation tales even half as outrageous.
As one of the biggest and most vocal supporters of the LGBT community, Chelsea is most certainly somebody we want on our side.
Or at least in front of us standing onstage.
Tickets: $29.50-$69.50 at axs.com
Friday, March 28
Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie
1001 Performance Place, Grand Prairie
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