Of all the Fill-in-the-Blank of the Month Clubs out there, we’ve finally found one that may just be the most useful ever.
Unzip, unsnap and slide off your britches for the arrival of a package from the Rubber Club, a home delivery service for condoms.
If you have lots of safe sex (and we know you do), this is the best way to make sure you’re never left in a pre-coitus crunch because you’ve run out of rubbers.
Available in monthly condom packages of three (we’re sorry), six (you weekend warrior, you), 12 (e-mail us for our private number) or 24 (do they make novocaine for butts?), you’ll likely pay much less than you do at your local drugstore.
Shipping is included and you can upgrade or downgrade your plan at any time. And unlike other of-the-month conceits, here you get to pick the brands you actually want ahead of time so there are no surprises.
(Like accidental Magnum deliveries to the wrong address).
Add on sextras like lube, create an account and you’re all set.
If the UPS guy delivering your box happens to be hot, just consider it a karmic gift with purchase.
Rubber Club, $5.99-$24.99 (includes shipping)