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Bacon + Tomato Pie

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Yes… No need to adjust your classy monocle, you read that correctly: “Bacon. Pie.” How this hasn’t happened sooner on this blog is a real travesty. Our bad. This one’s on us, guys. 

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If you even mildly follow our posts, you know that one: John is too gay to function and two: we love bacon. We love bacon so much, John even got a tattoo to show his true, undying devotion to all things pork.

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Whether it’s appetizers, desserts, main courses, sides, fronts, backs, we take our bacon wherever we can get it. This dish could probably play a role as any of those courses.

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Editor’s note: the healthy version of this is sitting alone in the dark and eating plain celery hating your life that you’re not eating this pie. Gurl, bye. 

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bacon + tomato pie
makes one pie, serves 4-6

  • 1 marcie’s pie crust (or frozen if you’re lazy. As you can see, we are.)
  • 1/2 pound bacon
  • 2-3 tomatoes, sliced 1/4″ thick
  • 1/2 red onion, sliced
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1 tablespoon sugar
  • 1 cup mayonnaise
  • 1 cup sour cream
  • 1 tablespoon dijon mustard
  • 1/2 cup gruyere cheese, shredded
  • 1/2 cup sharp cheddar, shredded
  • 1/4 teaspoon black pepper
  • 1/4 cup green onions, chopped
  • 2 tablespoons fresh basil, finely diced

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Lay bacon on a foil-lined baking sheet and bake until crisp, about  20-25 minutes. Remove to plate lined with paper towels to drain. Roughly chop when cooled. Lower oven temperature to 350 degrees.

While bacon is cooking, caramelize the onions by heating 1-2 tablespoons of olive oil over medium-high heat until shimmering. Add onions and stir well to coat. Add 1/2 teaspoon of salt and 1 tablespoon of sugar. Sauté, stirring frequently until onions are darkened in color, about 20-30 minutes.

If using a frozen pie crust, remove to counter to thaw for at least 10 minutes. Pierce the bottom of the crust several times with the tines of a fork. This will keep the bottom from puffing up too much. If only this worked on John.

In a mixing bowl, mix together mayo, sour cream, pepper and both cheeses. Start assembling pie by layering tomatoes first, then onions, followed by bacon and finally the cream/cheese mixture. Top with green onions and bake uncovered for 30 minutes in preheated oven.

Let cool slightly and top with fresh basil before serving.

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