Pole Position

Anyone who knows us well knows we have an unhealthy obsession with mathematics.

Sure, we love a good story problem as much as the next guy, but sometimes it’s the simplest equations that make our Pythagorean tingle and our integers throb.

Example:

Half-naked dancers in Jack Adams underwear + men-only guest list + $6 Ketel One cocktails = X.

This Saturday, X = Dick’s After Dark, a brand-new quarterly club night at BJ’s NXS with music from DJ Charlie Phresh and wall-to-wall XY chromosomes.

All you have to do is RSVP and show up.

And because it’s for men only, you don’t have to worry about a bachelorette crotch-blocking you as you attempt to slip a dollar bill to a dude on a stripper pole.

It’s just one more reason why we love Dick’s.