Anyone who knows us well knows we have an unhealthy obsession with mathematics.
Sure, we love a good story problem as much as the next guy, but sometimes it’s the simplest equations that make our Pythagorean tingle and our integers throb.
Half-naked dancers in Jack Adams underwear + men-only guest list + $6 Ketel One cocktails = X.
This Saturday, X = Dick’s After Dark, a brand-new quarterly club night at BJ’s NXS with music from DJ Charlie Phresh and wall-to-wall XY chromosomes.
All you have to do is RSVP and show up.
And because it’s for men only, you don’t have to worry about a bachelorette crotch-blocking you as you attempt to slip a dollar bill to a dude on a stripper pole.
It’s just one more reason why we love Dick’s.
Saturday, June 28, 9 p.m.-2 a.m.
3215 N Fitzhugh Avenue, Dallas
RSVP at www.dicksafterdark.com