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Summer Rubbin’


In most situations, getting touched by a stranger while we’re undressed would be more than a bit creepy (yet not that surprising considering our penchant for riding the light rail in nothing but a G-string).

Thankfully, the only socially acceptable stranger-on-stranger touching outside a doctor’s office is now available with the pampering bargain of summer.

Hiatus Spa + Retreat has just announced a limited time Summer H-Circle Membership for just $249. They’ve waived the initiation fee and are also throwing in a $50 credit to be used toward products or service upgrades.

The package includes three treatments any time within 90 days rather than the typical once-per-month setup. So if you want a Hiatus Massage today, a Hiatus Facial tomorrow and a Mani-Pedi Retreat the next day, go for it.

You can also choose a Body Glow treatment, acupuncture session or their Revitalizing Body Wrap as one of your three choices.

As for us, we’ll be getting three massages.

Because they stopped letting us take off our clothes for mani-pedis.

Hiatus Spa + Retreat Summer H-Circle Membership, $249
5560 West Lovers Lane #250, Dallas