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Strawberry Beefcake


To call us a creature of habit would be a vast understatement. If we ever go missing for more than a few weeks, our boyfriend knows right where to look based on the day of the week.

Mondays: Captain D’s for a little under-the-radar popcorn shrimp binge.

Tuesdays: The Tin Room for a little under-the-radar afternoon cage dancing.

Wednesdays: Catholic mass.

Thursdays: Half-priced wine-by-the-glass happy hour at The Grape.

Fridays: Howdy Hour at the Round Up.

Saturdays: The 9:45 a.m. cycling class at Equinox Preston Hollow.

Sundays: The Coin Star inside Kroger cashing in our tips from Tuesday’s shift.

And if we’re not at one of the above, then we’re probably at Luxury on Lovers because they’re always introducing new ways to get us one step closer to that People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive title we’ve been striving for since age 11.

The newest is Strawberry Laser Lipo, an FDA-cleared body contouring treatment that utilizes a non-invasive cold laser to hone in on the places where fat loves to hide: abs, arms, thighs, back and badonkadonk.

We lost a combined total of one inch from four areas measured during our first session, which didn’t seem like much. But with each successive treatment, the results became more and more apparent and those inches added up. Protocol is 8 sessions over 4 weeks, just 20-45 minutes per visit.

Best of all, unlike its fat-sucking namesake, Strawberry Laser Lipo is completely painless. All you’ll feel is a slight warming sensation at the point of contact.

Not to mention a tremendous sense of pride when you look in the mirror a month from now.

Strawberry Laser Lipo
$1600 for 8 sessions when mentioning He Said Magazine (regularly $2000). Have a second area done for half price if done during same session.
Luxury on Lovers
4703 West Lovers Lane, Dallas