Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news.
Big 12: It just doesn’t pay to be a Christian University anymore. TCU (Disciples of Christ) and Baylor (Southern Baptist) made valiant efforts to prove their relevance on the gridiron this past season. Although I don’t understand competitive sports outside of timed Bible Drills, recent ranking news has apparently caused many followers to gnash their teeth. It appears to me that the Lord was not about to play favorites with his anointed teams, thereby keeping both of them from final playoff status. Take heed, Christian Horned Frogs and Bears…Jesus had a group of “Big 12” in his life as well, and all they got was a painting of their last covered dish supper in some upstairs room. Rejoice!
British Royalty in US: The media is abuzz with reports of British Royalty in New York City. I can’t help but notice the timing of this visit. Let us observe: William put Kate, who is great with child, on the royal donkey jet to travel to the City of David Letterman. If her water breaks while she’s in town, there had better be a stable handy on 5th Avenue. However, the Big Apple has been unmoved by this royal display. Apparently, the REAL Queens descend on the city the last weekend in June. Hail!
Sarah Palin: Sister Sarah Palin is still showing up in media reports and newsfeeds. I…how…I mean…bless her heart…she’s just…it’s…Lord Jesus, WHY?
Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy.