Pussy Riot

All those cat videos you’ve been viewing online instead of working? They’re just so, ugh, two-dimensional.

Not sure about you, but if we’re gonna spend a couple hours watching kitties skateboard, play basketball and jam on the guitar, we want to be within sneezing distance of the feisty felines themselves.

That’s all possible now that The Amazing Acro-Cats are rolling into town for a two-weekend stint at Stage West in Fort Worth.

There, you’ll get your fill of talented tabbies, posing Persians and pimped-out Persians.

Or to put it even more simply: pussies galore.