A Parkful of Pooches

Get out your harness, leash and light-blue handkerchief.

Then find whatever accessories you need to take your dog to Flagpole Hill, because tomorrow is gonna be a Dog Day Afternoon (even though it starts in the morning).

Join Operation Kindness for a Saturday filled with free and low-cost microchipping, pet CPR demonstrations, professional doggie performances, a pooch kissing booth and plenty of adoptable animals if you’re looking to start or add to you canine crew.

There will also be Best Costume, Best Pooch Smooch and Stupid Pet Tricks contests, which your dog can enter for just $10 for all three.

For the humans in attendance, there’ll be plenty of food trucks and shopping opportunities.

Because Fifi probably needs a new 10-tittied bikini.