We just returned from our attorney’s office. It seems our underwear collection is now worth more than our house, so we had to modify our will.
Congratulations, sis, if we die tomorrow you’re getting 3,237 pairs of size medium underwear!
Among your inheritance are our most treasured briefs of the moment: the new Splash collection from Stardom Underwear. We especially love the color combinations of the Flash briefs (the yellow-and-green pair at the top of the story) and the Deco briefs (the turquoise-and-pink numbers directly above) because they’re flirty and frivolous for summer fun with your pants off.Of course, Stardom Underwear is just as lust-worthy in its simplest form—the good ol’ tighty whitey. Theirs is called Fresh (above) and the name doesn’t lie. Everything contained within looks ripe and ready!
Everything in the collection is 95% cotton and 5% spandex for a nice, pouch-enhancing fit with just enough stretch. Best of all, the tag-less design means no tramp-stamp irritation above your booty.
Order yours today, but make sure you have your lawyer on speed dial. We’re pretty sure your underwear collection is about to greatly increase in value, too.
He Said Magazine Giveaway:
We are giving our loyal subscribers a chance to win a pair of Stardom Underwear.
Enter here for your chance to win by 11:59 p.m. on July 15. Winners selected at random. We will email you if you’re a winner, so check your email.