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Rubbed The Right Way

usa-08_13_15We love a good massage. Heck, even a bad massage is still better than mowing the lawn, eating cilantro or watching Fox News.

But no matter how relaxing the experience, it’s usually completely negated once you fight traffic on the way home from the spa.

The solution, of course, is in-home massage, but based on our personal Craigslist experiences, those can be a bit dicey.

Well, now there’s the Soothe massage app.

shutterstock_231833620(2)A couple clicks on your iPhone is all it takes to get a hand-picked, background-checked, certified and insured massage therapist to your home or office (because there’s nothing like a rubdown next to the Xerox machine).

Book in advance or on-demand. Gratuity is already included, too.

Soothe has a network of more than 1,000 massage therapists, available now in Los Angeles, Orange County, Miami, Austin, Phoenix & Scottsdale, San Diego, San Francisco, Silicon Valley, Washington DC, Seattle, Dallas and Chicago.

It’s the best thing to happen to massage since the invention of fingers.

Soothe App
Free download at apple.com
Massages from $99