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Phone Alone

usa-12_14_15You have an Android phone?

We’re sorry. We know how isolating it can be when it seems as if everyone else is playing with their iPhones— laughing, bonding, making fun of people with Samsungs.

You’re what’s known as an Evolved Gay with Android Disorder.

EGAD affects dozens, if not six dozens, of homosexuals who own smartphones. But it doesn’t have to be a debilitating situation.

At least not when you’re armed with a Powershare Cable. One of the most important weapons in the struggle to overcome EGAD, this simple $10 cord could be key to you joining in the reindeer games with all the cool kids.usa-12_14_15(2)The cable features two micro USB ports and a Lightning adapter. So when you see an iPhone user in distress because his battery’s almost dead, you can swoop in and save the day. It’s a great way to meet others living with EGAD, too, because you can also help charge up other Android phones, too.

It automatically determines which phone has the higher battery charge and automatically starts boosting the power of the recipient phone.

And because the Powershare Cable will not work to connect two iPhones or transfer battery power from an iPhone, you suddenly have a superpower as an Android user.

So make sure to have one on you at all times.

Your social life could depend on it.

Powershare Cable, $10



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