It’s time to change your underwear shopping habits.
After decades of buying briefs based solely on our attraction to the hunky guy on the box, we can now stick our legs through a sexy pair of skivvies after seeing them modeled by real-life hunky guys.
You can, too, at this Sunday’s Team Metro Underwear Auction at BJ’s NXS.
The glorious Lipps LaRue will emcee the festivities, which include plenty of drag performances (Vanity Storm, Nia Courtland, Patti Le Plae Safe, Celeste Martinez, Sabrina Starr) to keep the place from completely overheating due to too much testosterone on the stage.
Of course, the parade of male hormones is what’s luring us in because we can’t get enough male models showing off the latest briefs, boxers and jocks for your ogling and bidding pleasure.
All proceeds benefit the Metro LifeWalk Team.
Plus, there will be $2 Miller Lite drafts and $2 wells until 10:00 p.m.
Just be careful. Too many two-buck beers could equal one pair of $1,200 underwear in your dresser drawer come Monday.
Team Metro Underwear Auction
Sunday, October 2
7:00 to 10:00 p.m.
3215 North Fitzhugh Avenue, Dallas