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Visit The North (Stripper’s) Pole

dal-12_06_16There are few holiday traditions we find more excruciating than attending a performance of The Nutcracker.

dal-12_06_162Unless there’s a twist that grabs our attention.

In Addison, The Beulaville Baptist Book Club Presents: A Bur-less-Q Nutcracker! tells the comedic tale of a version of the ballet performed by burlesque performers.

dal-12_06_163But The Nearly Naked Nutcracker presented by Broads and Panties Burlesque cuts right to the chase. Scantily clad men and women bring this booty- and booby-baring version of the Tchaikovsky classic to erotic life with acrobatics, feats of strength and tassel-twirling galore.

Best of all, there are plenty of hot guys in this version to keep us focused from start to finish.

And no kids in the audience to ruin the fantasy.

The Nearly Naked Nutcracker
December 16 & 17

Tickets: $22 at www.prekindle.com/vivas
Viva’s Lounge

1350 Manufacturing Street, Suite 120
www.nearlynakednutcracker.com