Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Happy Hour-lidays!

dal-12_22_16We don’t know about you, but we’ve officially checked out of work at this point. All we can think about is our next holiday party or any excuse to wear our Santa hat out in public.

There’s a new happy hour in the gayborhood that has our name all over it, too. Sure, most of the gay bars along Cedar Springs have terrific happy after-work drink specials, but if you want to eat anything your options are pretty much popcorn and, well, handfuls of popcorn salt. Perhaps an olive and wedge of lime if the bartender’s not looking.

That’s far from the case at Cedar Grove, which recently launched a kick-ass happy hour that runs Tuesday through Friday from 4:00 to 6:00 p.m.dal-12_22_162Not only do they have $4 mixed drinks, $5 glasses of wine and $6 martinis, the entire food menu is half-off during this festive window of time.

Now if you’ll wait a quick moment while we do the math, we can tell you what that means as far as final prices. We just can’t decide whether it’s faster to multiple every price by .5 or divide each price by two. Maybe we’ll just ask Siri.

OK, we’re back!

With the half-off food discount, you could be dining this very afternoon on $5 Grovey burgers, foraged mushroom pizzettes for $7, deviled eggs for $3 or a full pan-roasted salmon dinner for $12! In fact, the most expensive dish on the menu will only set you back 14 bucks.

Don’t worry, as long as you enjoy a cocktail with your food, you’re officially participating in Happy Hour.

NOT the Early Bird AARP Discount.

Cedar Grove Happy Hour
Tuesday through Friday, 4:00 to 6:00 p.m.
4123 Cedar Springs Road, Dallas
www.cedargrove-dallas.com