Where would we be as gay men without our sassy gal pals?
Because the only thing we love more than a naked romp with a hot guy (or 20) is a woman with a filthy mouth and a killer sense of humor to back it up.
That’s why we love Bridget Everett.
Whether she’s looking for a dick to put in her mouth (see video below), or sashaying onstage with a bottle of wine, she’s as relatable as she is gut-splittingly hilarious. Plus, she’s coming to Dallas this week.
Tickets start at just 20 bucks, so really what better use do you have for an Andrew Jackson on a chilly Hump Day in January?
Yeah, we couldn’t think of anything, either.
Image: Bridget Everett/Facebook