Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Bridget’s Joneses

Where would we be as gay men without our sassy gal pals?

Because the only thing we love more than a naked romp with a hot guy (or 20) is a woman with a filthy mouth and a killer sense of humor to back it up.

That’s why we love Bridget Everett.

Whether she’s looking for a dick to put in her mouth (see video below), or sashaying onstage with a bottle of wine, she’s as relatable as she is gut-splittingly hilarious. Plus, she’s coming to Dallas this week.

Tickets start at just 20 bucks, so really what better use do you have for an Andrew Jackson on a chilly Hump Day in January?

Yeah, we couldn’t think of anything, either.

Bridget Everett: Pound It!
Wednesday, January 11
7:00 p.m. (Doors); 8:00 p.m. (Show)
Tickets: $20-$25.50
www.livenation.com
www.bridgeteverett.net

Image: Bridget Everett/Facebook