Take off your pants.
And your shirt.
Pose. Strut. Smile for the audience.
Now do some jumping jacks, but make sure your balls don’t fall out.
Those are just a few of the things you might hear Monday night if you take part in Boys, Boots & Boxer Briefs at the Round-Up, an underwear contest hosted by current Miss Round-Up, Sassy O’Hara (pictured on left).
Come to watch (and stare) or sign up at 9:00 p.m. for the 10:00 p.m. contest. You could walk away with a cash prize if you’re the winner or first runner-up as determined by audience applause. Any style of underwear is fine, just make sure it’s the best pair you own.
Heck, we’re even giving you enough time to order some man-panties on Amazon Prime if you want something truly show-stopping.
And we suspect you do.
Boys, Boots & Boxer Briefs
Sponsored by Kruto Vodka
Monday, February 6
9:00 p.m. (Sign-up); 10:00 p.m. (Contest)