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Sassy That Walk

Take off your pants.

And your shirt.

Pose. Strut. Smile for the audience.

Now do some jumping jacks, but make sure your balls don’t fall out.

Those are just a few of the things you might hear Monday night if you take part in Boys, Boots & Boxer Briefs at the Round-Up, an underwear contest hosted by current Miss Round-Up, Sassy O’Hara (pictured on left).

Come to watch (and stare) or sign up at 9:00 p.m. for the 10:00 p.m. contest. You could walk away with a cash prize if you’re the winner or first runner-up as determined by audience applause. Any style of underwear is fine, just make sure it’s the best pair you own.

Of course, you can always hit up Outlines, Skivvies or ES Collection for a bulge-friendly, booty-enhancing selection.

Heck, we’re even giving you enough time to order some man-panties on Amazon Prime if you want something truly show-stopping.

And we suspect you do.

Boys, Boots & Boxer Briefs
Sponsored by Kruto Vodka

Monday, February 6
9:00 p.m. (Sign-up); 10:00 p.m. (Contest)