Cancel your Blue Apron order for the week of March 27.
Because there’s going to be so much roast on Friday, March 31 that you’re not going to want to eat for days in anticipation.
Tickets are now on sale for another epic gathering of our favorite drag queen superstars as Murray & Peter present Haters Roast: The Shady Tour. For one night only, eight beautiful queens will try to out-bitch, out-perform and in all ways out-slay the others when they take the stage.
Divas scheduled to appear include Bob the Drag Queen (pictured at top), Phi Phi O’Hara (left), and Kim Chi (bottom–but we’re just guessing). They’ll be joined by Cynthia Lee Fontaine, Darienne Lake, Acid Betty, Jinkx Monsoon and Ginger Minj at the House of Blues. From politics to pop culture to their fellow queens, nothing and nobody will be off limits.
We know it’s several weeks away, but purchasing tickets now assures you the best view of the action. VIP tickets get you priority main floor seating, plus a meet-and-greet with the girls. Or splurge for Super Fan tickets, which guarantee first or second row reserved seating, plus the meet-and-greet, an autographed tour poster and a customized badge with a lanyard so you’ll look extra important busting to the front of the line at the urinals.
Valentine’s Day is this week (as if the non-stop Every Kiss Begins with Kay commercials haven’t alerted you to the fact), and think how much better a gift this would be than a piece of shitty jewelry or a bouquet of carnations from the Kroger parking lot. To the drag lover in your life, it’ll look like you put in hours and hours of thought and effort. Unless, of course, he has internet access.
Then he’ll know it only took you a few seconds.
Murray & Peter present Haters Roast: The Shady Tour
Doors at 7:00 p.m., show at 8:00 p.m. (There will be a 20-minute intermission, too)
Tickets: $22.50-$152.50 at www.livenation.com
House of Blues
2200 North Lamar Street, Dallas