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The New Clinton Era

We’re not above taking someone’s sloppy seconds.

Not that sexy Clinton Kelly could ever be considered sloppy seconds. But his book? For sure.

We were recently on a flight and found a book left behind by a handsome gay figure skater with rock hard abs and leg muscles that could snap our neck if we were down there too long. At least that’s who we’re hoping the book’s previous owner was.

Because we somehow stumbled on a flight without Wifi, this stray piece of literature was a gift from directly sent from the Heavenly Goddess of Boredom.

Even though I Hate Everyone, Except You was released earlier this year, we enjoyed it so much we figured at least one of you out there hadn’t yet heard of it either. So this review’s for you.

The collection of essays from our favorite guy on The Chew is filled with his brand of charming sass in a variety of laugh-out-loud tales. Stories range from his obsession with 1980s porn to inside scoop from the set of his TV show.

We love essay books because we don’t have to binge-read or finish the book in the same timely fashion required by a novel. Instead, we can savor each story and then turn our focus to something else.

Like searching all the other seatback pockets in hopes of finding unused in-flight drink coupons.

I Hate Everyone, Except You, Clinton Kelly
$12.99 to $16.00

Free audio book narrated by Clinton Kelly with audible.com membership
amazon.com