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The most gloriously pointless action franchise in history returns tomorrow night.

And it’s going to be the gayest of them all.

That’s right. When Ian Ziering, Tara Reid and all those CGI sharks begin chewing scenery tomorrow night in the politics-themed Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (“Make America Bait Again,” the tagline says), we’ll be right there with a bucket of popcorn and a whole lot of vodka.

But we’re more excited about the guest stars than anything.

Charo. Clay Aiken. Olivia Newton-John. Greg Louganis.  Fabio. Margaret Cho. Kathie Lee and Hoda. Talk about a gay dream come true. Even The Love Boat couldn’t handle all that D-List star power!

So set your DVR.

Invite your friends.

And buy some really nice soap for that Silkwood shower afterward.

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming
Premieres Sunday August 6
8:00 p.m./7:00 p.m. Central

Image: syfy.com