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God Rest Ye Merry Genitals, Men

Tuck, they told him, pa rum pa pum pum.

Christmas is in the air (not to mention a lot of designer imposter perfumes).

That’s because tickets went on sale yesterday for this year’s A Drag Queen Christmas tour coming this November and December to 29 cities around the United States.

If you haven’t purchased your tickets already, stop everything and do it now while there are still great seats. (Trust us, you don’t want to do the standing-room-only option if that’s available in your city).

We went to our first A Drag Queen Christmas last year and it was probably one of our favorite events of the entire year thanks to irreverent performances, over-the-top costumes and holiday cheer like no other.

Mix it up with your favorite queens from past seasons of RuPaul’s Drag Race, including Thorgy Thor (pictured), Vangie, Monet Exchange and Latrice Royale with Miz Cracker as your host (actual lineup varies by city). You may never hear some carols the same way ever again.

We guarantee this is one time you’ll want to be on the naughty list.

A Drag Queen Christmas: The Naughty Tour
November 13 to December 29