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Athletes On Parade

We love watching football.

Actually, we should clarify. Not the sport, but the actual football being held by that hunky mound of muscles in the photo above. The way his bicep gently bulges below, beckoning us to his perky pepperoni nipples, and rock-hard abs…

Speaking of the Super Bowl, there’s going to be a watch party this Sunday at Woody’s. You’ll find a crowd of gays who love sports alongside those of us who couldn’t give a teeny-tinier shit who wins, loses or goes home with the crown.

But that’s the fun of it all: Everyone comes together whether it’s to watch the game, the commercials, the first-ever male cheerleaders, the half-time extravaganza, attempting to see Tom Brady’s jock strap through the back of his tights, or all of the above.

Woody’s will have $3.75 well drinks all day, a tailgate food spread, and games, too.

If you’re lucky, you might just leave with a tight end of your very own.

Woody’s Super Bowl LIII Watch Party
Sunday, February 3
5:00 to 9:00 p.m.
4011 Cedar Springs Road, Dallas