Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!


I’m shooting for gays in hell this week.

NRA.  ‎Shots are being fired in New York State over the NRA.  (See what I did there?)  The New York Attorney General, Letitia James, is investigating the NRA for possible financial misdoings.  To give ammunition to this fight (see what I did again?), the group’s president, Oliver North has accused CEO Wayne LaPierre of financial misconduct, including the improper use of $200,000 of NRA funds to purchase clothing from an NRA vendor.  Ollie North.  Accusing another of financial impropriety.  Reflect on this.  I don’t want to say that the situation doesn’t look good, but if Sister James is booking a trip to Panama and Nicaragua to gather some receipts, now-resigned Ollie better take a bullet for the team.  (Oops, I did it again!)

BYU.  Well, I’m just appalled.  Brigham Young University, the Mormon version of my alma mater, Baylor University, was rocked during last weekend’s graduation ceremonies when the class valedictorian, Matt Easton, concluded his commencement address by announcing that he’s a SODOMITE!  Can you believe?  A fresh faced young male Mormon actually ADMITTING this?  I’d prefer that he just keep it to himself and sneak into another young man’s Mormon underwear while on a mission trip like it’s always been done.  Mormon underwear.  Otherwise known as Temple garments.  Worn by Mormons after they have taken part in the “endowment ceremony.”  This just writes itself.

ATW.  The next round of unchristian award shows is looming with the announcement of the American Theater Wing’s Tony Award nominations.  Look, outside of Christian theater, I don’t have much time for overpriced displays of New York liberalness masquerading as staged art.  However, I must share a concern.  From what I read, the Broadway musical with the most nominations is some drivel called HADESTOWN.  That’s all I need to know.  Why glorify such a show?  I have ALREADY seen singing and dancing in hell, and I have no desire to see Madonna in concert again either!