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Age Is Just A (Dance) Number

We truly believe you’re only as old as you feel. Yet that still doesn’t mean you can be 50 and call yourself a twink on Grindr, no matter how many filters you have on your photo.

Drag, however, knows no age limits.

Good drag is good drag, funny is funny, and death drops add even more drama the closer a queen is to, well, actual death.

That’s why we’re living for the first-ever Miss Ageless Pride Texas 2019 drag pageant taking place Sunday night at Sue Ellen’s. Sponsored by AARP Texas and Ed-U-CARE, this competition features a cast of queens age 45 and over battling it out for a crown and a $500 cash prize.

(Seriously, when did 45 become AARP age?)

So come out and cheer on these talented contestants because drag definitely gets more difficult as we age.

Lots more low-hanging things to tuck and all that.

Miss Ageless Pride Texas 2019
Sunday, May 19
6:00 to 10:00 p.m.
Tickets: $10
Sue Ellen’s
3014 Throckmorton Street, Dallas
Event details at facebook.com