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Grange Expectations

Sometimes Ladies who Lunch dream of becoming Dames Who Do Dinner. Same goes for lads and dudes in the name of stereotype-busting.

But in all honesty, Grange Hall is Nirvana for women and gay men. (Much like the Lifetime Network!) For anyone who’s been there for lunch, you know that it’s one posh experience.

Whether you’re shopping for the perfect pretty purchase for yourself or a jaw-dropping floral arrangement to give to someone special from the boutique, or chowing down on one of their famous Snob Sandwiches, this place has Glam Dallas written all over it.

We’ve been a couple of times for lunch and adored the attention to detail in both presentation and ingredient selection, but when we heard that they launched full dinner service a few months ago, we had a new mission: Grange grazing after dark!

Much like lunch, there’s purpose to every impeccable plating and perfect pour. Just take a gander at some of the dishes and drinks:

But heed this statement from the Splurgin’ General: You will experience decadence. Feel free to overdo it. Repeat.

Yep, over-the-top is simply the starting point for much of the menu here with truffles, caviar, and gold leaf making appearances on multiple dishes. And champagne flows like water if you’re up for the challenge.

Best of all, you can purchase nearly everything that comes across your table that isn’t edible should you wish to recreate the experience at home.

Because Lean Cuisine frozen dinners always look better on nice dishes.

Grange Hall Dinner Service
Thursday through Saturday
6:00 to 9:30 p.m.
Grange Hall Shop
Monday through Saturday
10:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m.

Photos by Damon Luu