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Nunny Business

If you’re not already in the habit of seeing Uptown Players productions, then it’s time to change that situation.

Kicking off December 6, Nuncrackers A-men! brings your favorite Nunsense nuns to the stage for a yuletide spectacular. Portrayed by men (of course!), these sisters are here to sing, dance and make your holidays merry with a collection of original songs, including “Twelve Days Prior to Christmas,” “Santa Ain’t Comin’ to Our House,” “We Three Kings of Orient Are Us” and “It’s Better to Give than to Receive.”

It’s all part of a cable-access Christmas special being broadcast live from the basement of the convent. And you’ll be there for every hilarious moment. Just make sure to laugh often and clap loudly when it’s over.

Nobody wants to get smacked with a ruler.

Nuncrackers A-men!
December 6 to 15
Tickets: $30 to $45
Kalita Humphreys Theater
3636 Turtle Creek Boulevard, Dallas